It bugs me when I can’t figure out who is next in line. I always blame the second person who arrived. The first person is blameless because one person can’t form a line even if he tries. But that second bastard can doom 20 people to incurable tension by refusing to stand directly behind the first person in an obvious “this is the line” fashion. That second idiot will start drifting to the side, perhaps checking out nearby merchandise or reading signs. That’s when the trouble begins. §
Hehe! I found this funny.